We were looking for the information on Gold Forks Hot Springs when visiting the area. Mike found an advertisement and told Krieg the number was 1-866-Goldforks.
Krieg called - waiting to hear how late they were open - and instead looked up from his phone with his jaw dropped to his chest and a red tint rising to his ears. He said "sheez Mom - is this some kind of joke?". I thought he was pulling my chain as poking fun at Mom is a National Past-time in our family. He insisted the recorded message was NOT Gold Forks but something a tad more suggestive...
Ok, so I couldn't resist. You know what? He was right!
The number wasn't G-O-L-D-F-O-R(K-S)... it was G-L-D-F-R-K-S.
Oops! Guess who else was blushing.
(Ah-ha - go ahead... you know you are gonna...!)